Funny Happy Birthday Sayings for Pappy

Birthday with having fun and enjoyment is incomplete. So, here we present some of the most Hilarious and Funny Birthday Wishes which make your friend's, brother, sister, Boyfriend, Female friends beginning of special day full of humor. These Happy Birthday wishes are funny which you can attach with your bday greeting card.

You can even choose from these wide collection of birthday wishes funny messages to send on Email, Facebook or whatsapp. These Funny bday wishes are not non-veg so you don't have to think before sending these funny birthday wishes for best friend female. If you want to tag few gifts along, you can buy them online here

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So have fun on the B'day party and have lot of enjoyment.

Table of Contents [hide]

• 1 Best Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
  • 1.1 Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female
  • 1.2 Funny Birthday Messages for Woman Friend
  • 1.3 Funny Bday Video to Enjoy
• 2 Happy Bday Wishes Funny for Friends
  • 2.1 Funny Birthday Wishes for Men
  • 2.2 Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes for Male Colleague
  • 2.3 Happy Birthday Wishes for Someone Special Funny
• 3 Funny 50th Bday Wishes

Best Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Lets begin with the biggest collection of cool and crazy collection of funny Birthday wishes for friend. it can be use for male of female.

• On your Birthday, I wish you get stuffs like, fun, romance, love, peace, and friendship. These are all the things which are free of cost.
• You are slowly slowly getting to the top of everything. It is better than staying Ideal. Have a Happy Birthday which is also top of the world.
• Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. Then there will be no dream left for Next year.
• It's your day; celebrate it in your way. Take out time and enjoy the day. Don't waste it away. Happy Birthday!!
• This is your special day. Spend it with a smile and make it remember able. Because once it was gone it will come after one year.
• Don't worry about your home. I had already booked fire extinguisher, in case your bday cake catch fire. Love you my old friend.
• Don't worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special Celebration.

Cool Funny Birthday Wishes

• Another year has passed and anther year which didn't suck. Happy Birthday.
• Have you checked the number of candle on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Ha ha ha. Happy Birthday, Candle King!
• My only wish for you is that no. of candle decreases, but, the no. of parties and cake increases every year!!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle

Best Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female

If you are looking for something to send to a women then these funny birthday wishes for woman friend are best to send on the bday morning. she will enjoy are laugh hilariously. you can even attach the humor bday images with it so that the fun goes double.

• Quickly blow all the candle before the room catches fire. This huge amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy Birthday hottie!!
• I made a special cake for your Birthday. But, I cannot place Candles on it. If I place, I have to call Fire department immediately to extinguish this huge firehouse.
• I good to stay young, but with every birthday you are getting older. Don't worry, just chill. Make your Birthday special.
• This SMS is free from extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is as sweet as the person reading it. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!
• At an age of 40, it's an achievement to remember where the keys are! Whether it is in Bathroom? In Toilet? In kitchen? All the best for future! Happy Birthday to you!!
• Did you remember that happy, funny, colorful day of young age? It always feels awesome when you can recall those memories.
• Wish you a happy Birthday. I brought a surprising gift for you this year… "A Cane".
• On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!
• You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your Bday. Happy A hilarious Birthday.
• I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female

Funny Birthday Messages for Woman Friend

With technology people send message a lot on Facebook and Whatsapp. For those who love to send msg on anything here are Happy birthday wishes funny messages for your girl best friend.

• • Don't feel sad that you become one year older. Keep the chin up. You know what I mean. These Funny bday wishes are only for you. Have Fun!

• On your birthday, don't count the candles on your cake or wrinkles on the face. You will be shocked. Just be glad that you are not down for the count.
• Today is your Birthday Bro; tell me how old you grow! I mean that parts that were born with a terminator.
• Money is tightTime is to fight.So, here is your Bday card
• You always plan bday full of fun. This year I start with Funny wishes for the birthday to start the day with fun.
• Gift something to your mother on your birthday. I know it's your Bday, but it's her Mother's day!
• You are my best friend and you give me 10 times more then what I want. So, on your Birthday, A super exciting party is from my side. Remember 10 times more! Happy Birthday, Brother!
• Best Friends are meant to share everything with each other. So, I am celebrating and sharing your Birthday like, it's my own birthday. It is the day of celebrating the day of Friendship! Happy Birthday buddy!
• It is well said that time is the best healer, but it is also a bad beautician and it's proved in your case. Happy Birthday Oldie Man/Woman!
• You are at an age when all compliments from people are accompanied by for someone your age.

Funny Birthday Messages for Woman Friend

Funny Bday Video to Enjoy

Here are 3 Funny Video on birthday to watch and have lot's of fun.

Happy B'day Wishes Funny for Friends

Still not satisfied with the hilarious wishes for bday. below you will find happy birthday funny wishes for male or men best friend.

• • The birthday when you don't want to remember it is the day when you feel that you are getting old. Happy Birthday my old friend!
  • It is very funny that you are wrinkled and weak now. We are at end of life. But, still, a lot of years are about to come. Happy Birthday Buddy.
  • I am so lucky to have as a friend, who is Dam Hilarious, full of humor and so loving. Don't get so much flattered. I am saying this because it is your birthday. But, I am not Faking on Humour part! Happy Birthday Buddy. Have a Happy and Funny Birthday my Friend.

• You are always with me whatever the situation is. I am so much excited to spend this birthday with yours. Your birthday is going to truly special.
• Stop counting the candles on your cake. You still have teethes and Black hair. Stay blessed! These Funny Birthday wishes are only for you.
• It is well said the mature-ness and wisdom come along with age. It looks like you are still a kid and yet not reached the age. Happy Birthday to kiddo!
• ON your Birthday, You will be having all personal crises or your will start wondering about the purpose of life. Don't worry it's just for one day of a year. You will be back to normal after one day.
• Today I found a clown inside you! I'm just kidding! You bring so much of happiness in my life and you are the most special person in my life. Wishing you a very happy Birthday.
• You are like a family member to me. So, Warm wishes for your happy Birthday.
• My Tip for your bday.
  1. Forget your past, because you cannot change it.
  2. Forget your Present, I didn't get you one.

Happy Bday Wishes Funny for Friends

Funny Birthday Wishes for Men

Men's love to laugh more then women. so here you will find funny bday wishes for men best friend who love to read these crazy and cool funny wishes of birthday.

• With another Birthday, there comes another reason to curse the creator of this first modern mirror. Happy Birthday dude!
• A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!
• You hate your birthday because you are getting older and peoples are gifting you scary cards with spooky messages and you are getting older. Happy Bday funny wishes are only for you my friend.

  

  Funny Birthday Wishes for Men

• The government will also go to declare your birthday an important day because you become a citizen on that day.
• Thanks Brother for being my brother. You are the one who makes all family photos look better with you there.
• Birthday's make us realize that this journey of life is like time travel movie in a slow motion. But I always want to be the first to come at the end of the film. Happy Birthday dear!
• Happy Birthday to my old friend. May god bless you with a brand new disease and I come to take care of you!
• I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday Brooo…
• Why people like you get depressed on birthday for becoming old. If you think on it, you are getting old on left 364 days of a year.
• Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May virus of fun enter to your life? Happy Fun and humor on Birthday. This hilarious Bday wishes is only for you.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female

Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes for Male Colleague

Use these quotes and wishes for your male colleague because below you will find the most funny birthday wishes.

• As you grow old one more year, Can you blow out all candles by yourself or we all should help you to blow them out.
• Your Age shows on your Bday cake. You have to blow all the candle by sniffing them. Ha ha ha Happy Birthday!
• Your cake candles are making the room hotter. Blow out them before we have to call the fire brigade to save us from the fire.
• No matter how much clever, cute or sweet you are. The most important thing is that you remember my birthday.
• Your birthday is the only day of the year when your friend post on your Facebook wall. At least Facebook makes them remember about your Birthday.
• A scientist has proved that people start losing memory after the age of 41, but we can only hope for you. Happy Birthday, have fun!

  

  Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes for Male Colleague

• You must be happy today, your look 50, as you are of 60 today. Happy Birthday my friend.
• On today's time, everyone receives lot of text, phone calls and status update on the wall. Who actually mailed a card. Due to this new technology, we seldom receive a bday card from friends.
• Though you do not have your teeth, but still I wish you happy birthday and congratulate you huge smile.
• You always enjoy your birthday with some cool and interesting war, that's why you only have one birthday in one year.

Happy Birthday Wishes for Someone Special Funny

So you are looking humorous for someone special . it can be for boyfriend or girlfriend :p . just scroll down.

• I will wish you Happy Birthday till we can put our hat on head.
• Happy Birthday to my best friend who is everything in my life. And he is the person whose place cannot be taken by anyone.
• I generally forget everyone's Birthday, It's like a miracle I remember your Birthday and sending you this msg. Happy Birthday Broo!
• You will get the surprise by the party we are going to throw tomorrow morning:
• Whose yard is this?
  Where are my clothes?
  Your Birthday is going to be most memorable…
• It's your Birthday. Close your eyes, Think of your dream, Make a wish and if you wait for a while, you will get exactly what you want when all the kids go out of the house.
• With every birthday your are getting older. Don't think about this bullshit. Just have fun and eat my position of cake too.
• A best friend is a pack of Best parent, lover, and teacher. Happy Birthday to my power pack
• Oh yeah, it's your birthday. Its means 1 more year that you're annoying everyone with your weird things. Anyway! Happy Birthday!

  

  Happy Birthday Wishes for Someone Special Funny

• Only one day you are going have your Birthday. The left 364 days you will get un-birthday presents. Happy Birthday.
• Before coming to your Birthday party, I saved the emergency number on my phone. Unexpected asthma attaches can come to your while blowing the candles.

I hope your search for best, cool and crazy funny birthday wishes are ended here. you can stay tuned with us for more type of B'day wishes along with these humorous bday wishes.

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

Nifty, shifty, thrifty…Fifty! Funny 50th birthday sayings, short clean jokes, and funny quotations that'll help you slide into the fifties with a smile. Congrats!

Links to lots more 50th Birthday humor at bottom of page.
Share your own joke or feedback in the Comment box.

But first, help yourself to the Video Joke of the Day…

Turning 50: Funny Sayings, Group 1

1. The best form of birth control for people over 50: nudity.
2. Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
3. By fifty, you've figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
4. At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
5. 50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.
6. Turning 50? Laughter is the gift that keeps you in the present.

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings: What You Can Expect at 50

1. You've got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
2. You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.
3. You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.
4. The street vendor says "Yes, Ma'am" instead of "Sure thing, Gorgeous."
5. You finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.
6. Your high school yearbook is moldy enough to support a thriving colony of algae.
7. When you look in a full-length mirror, you can see your butt from the front.
8. You're still hot, but only in flashes.
9. And those hot flashes? Don't think of them as menopause. Think of them as regular short vacations in the tropics.
10. At 50 it's more important than ever to eat fruits and vegetables. So:-
    1. In the morning, add an extra stalk of celery to your Bloody Mary.
    2. At lunch, drop an extra olive in your martini.
    3. And at dinner, squeeze a little more lime into that Margarita.

Funny 50th Birthday
Sayings, Group 3

I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
– Wendy Cope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
– Bob Hope

Sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The only difference is I'm not into all that freakin' Cirque de Soleil stuff because I'm as flexible as a two-by-four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.
– Janet Periat

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now."
– Henry Green

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you're fifty, you'll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven't seen anything.
– Eric Satie

Funny 50th Birthday
Sayings, Group 4

For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978, but the time machine was booked.
– Jean Sorensen

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
– Phyllis Diller

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles.
– Melanie White

50 is a nice, round number – it pretty much matches my body.
– Melanie White

50 isn't old – just ask anybody who's 90.
– Melanie White

50th Birthday Sayings
Group 5

At 50, you've entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
– Anonymous

50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.
-Melanie White

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.
– Greg Tamblyn

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
– Charles M. Schulz

I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me.
– Janet Periat

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
– Lucille Ball

50th Birthday Sayings: Group 6

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.
– Franklin P. Jones

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn't you?
– Melanie White

You know you're 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head.
– Melanie White

When you're 50, don't worry about turning gray. Just be glad you have hair.
– Melanie White

At 50, when you sneeze, "water under the bridge" has a completely different meaning.
– Melanie White

50th Birthday Party

A 50 year old woman's birthday wish was to lose all her excess weight. In one huge breath, she blew out the all candles on her cake. Suddenly – POOF – her husband vanished.

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